Shake! Shimmy! Sweat! ...where the swamp meets, and sometimes invades, the slope...
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GOWANUS CLUB
When the Brooklyn Lyceum gets done fighting over a non-trivial set of procedural due process violations ...
Blink Fitness could be out in the cold...
When due process returns,
we will have our own membership club.
Some fitness, some social, some educational,
some entertainment, some food, some drink.
Take a fully refundable leap into a one year membership.
At least 5,000 square feet, and, maybe,
up to 15,000 square feet of club space.
Interested? Join GowanusClub.
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WHAT HAS GONE BEFORE: Acts that have graced the Lyceum stage.
Contact us to tell us someone we have missed.
WHAT HAS GONE BEFORE: Acts that have graced the Lyceum stage.
MUSIC
--- jen chapin
--- marc ribot
--- fiona apple
--- nadine goellner
--- duck baker
--- kelly zullo
--- natalia zukerman
--- polyphonic spree
--- black dice
--- seryn
--- rebecca pronsky
--- citizens
--- yo la tengo
--- dawn landes
THEATRE
--- neofuturists
--- charlie brown christmas
--- 31 bond
--- the nose and the overcoat
--- swampking
--- leaving ikea
--- bindlestiff family circus
--- wax factory
--- kafka: report to an academy
--- project: ground control
--- moby dick: the sermon
--- little prinsinn
--- rocky: the musical
--- salome
--- fallings
--- richard II
COMEDY
--- big black car
--- improv summit
--- hot sauce
--- gentrify brooklyn
ART
--- janet morgan
--- marshall arisman
--- surge: nola
DANCE
--- chris elam
--- dusan tynek
--- carrie ahern
--- all is full of love
--- yanira castro
LYCEUM MARKETS/FESTIVALS
--- brooklyn blogfest
--- brooklyn craft market
--- brooklyn zinefest
--- king con brooklyn
--- brooklyn mutt show
FILM
--- brooklyn international film festival
--- brooklyn underground film festival
--- asbury shorts of new york
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--Between now and the time the LYCEUM DUE PROCESS TRAIN gets into the station, we are seeking people to help raise awareness.
--Those who help raise awareness can get curatorial votes they can exercise to influence progaramming at the Brooklyn Lyceum or at any interim proxy location.
--You get votes by reviewing a few lines/dates in a few documents and sending us affidavits stating what you see (no conclusions of law necessary).
--You also get votes by appearing at crucial moments/hearings or by distributing fliers.
--Those votes can be exercised, proxied, transferred ore returned (back to the Lyceum in exchange for Lyceum staff hours for a cause on an expanding list of causes).
--If that is too much work, just cast a few votes about what you think about some simple STUPIDS a few judges have accomplished.
--Between now and the time the LYCEUM DUE PROCESS TRAIN gets into the station, we are seeking people to help raise awareness.
--Those who help raise awareness can get curatorial votes they can exercise to influence progaramming at the Brooklyn Lyceum or at any interim proxy location.
--You get votes by reviewing a few lines/dates in a few documents and sending us affidavits stating what you see (no conclusions of law necessary).
--You also get votes by appearing at crucial moments/hearings or by distributing fliers.
--Those votes can be exercised, proxied, transferred ore returned (back to the Lyceum in exchange for Lyceum staff hours for a cause on an expanding list of causes).
--If that is too much work, just cast a few votes about what you think about some simple STUPIDS a few judges have accomplished.
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While we wait for the inevitable, either the court accepts:
the original judicial checkmate of the complaint
being statutorily abandoned
based on record provided to the Court by the Plaintiff.
based on record provided to the Court by the Plaintiff.
the alternate judicial checkmate of the complaint
not being statutorily abandoned
---failure to serve our atty any papers leading to a Judicial Order on No Notice (JONONO)!
---failure to serve our atty any papers leading to a Judicial Order on No Notice (JONONO)!
See how Judicial Orders on No Notice have been dealt with ...
In New York State (and various other jurisdictions)....
and a mockup of our papers ... jonono.org
to have the court deal wth us the same.
In New York State (and various other jurisdictions)....
and a mockup of our papers ... jonono.org
to have the court deal wth us the same.
We are looking at a couple of interim sites in our other haunts
(New York State, Philadelphia and Maine).
(New York State, Philadelphia and Maine).
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-- help others ensure procedural due process by focused attention to remove friction from the legal system for those who represent themselves.
-- help collect procedural due process laws, case-law and papers in a place where the self represented can research before it is too late in their case.
-- help observe at key junctures to make self represented not be ignored.
-- let the courts know you a have a functional brainstem.
... System Observers because : A watched court more likely to do its job.
--unwatched systems tend towards abuse, watched towards accountability-- JafoMaru.com
JAFOMARU
--JAFO: Just Another F--king Observer
(necessary, sometimes unwelcome, system observers)
-- MARU, either a Ship or Circle in Japanese. Also, unwinnable situation won by resetting the rules by Captain James T. Kirk - Star Trek: TOS (Kobayashi Maru).
-- help others ensure procedural due process by focused attention to remove friction from the legal system for those who represent themselves.
-- help collect procedural due process laws, case-law and papers in a place where the self represented can research before it is too late in their case.
-- help observe at key junctures to make self represented not be ignored.
-- let the courts know you a have a functional brainstem.
... System Observers because : A watched court more likely to do its job.
--unwatched systems tend towards abuse, watched towards accountability-- JafoMaru.com
Simple things to do to help the Lyceum due process cause:
All roads lead to impermissable Decision On No Notice (DONN)
All roads lead to impermissable Decision On No Notice (DONN)
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--A) READ STATUTE--requiring service of all papers on attorneys.
- -- common law v. statute,
--common law (informal) appearance v. statutory appearance
--C) READ CASELAW--
- --showing failure to serve attorney never invokes power of the court, vests no rights and has no deadline (statute of limitations) to vacate the decision
- --showing informal appearance valid as appearance.
- --showing extension of time to answer and service of answer are informal appearances
--B) READ SHORT TREATISES--
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--D) READ DOCKET--
- --Note that a Plaintiff attorney affirmation swearing no appearance by any Defendant dated ... is attached to a notice of motion dated ... and entered ....
- --Note motion decision premised on that affirmation.
- --Note date of same attorney affirmation three years later swearing otherwise ... that Plaintiff attorney granted Defendant attorney two extensions of time, multiple oral extensions of time and that Plaintiff rejected Defendant answer back to Defendant Lyceum's attorney.
- --Note dates of extensions and service and rejection of answer are prior to date of previous sworn statement of no appearance in support of earlier motion.
- --Note same judge premising decision on extensions of time to Defendant Lyceum's attorney.
- --Note proofs of service of 1st motion are not on Defendant Lyceum's attorney
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--E) ACT--
- --Notarize/Send Affidavit
- --Submit caselaw from any jurisdiction (for or against our position)
- --Appear live or zoomlike at a hearing
- --Appear at event
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--F) VOTE ON--
- --Events Lyceum or proxy Lyceum .
- --Assisting Other procedural due process cases.
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GOWANAGUS:
re-programming a
PROCEDURAL DUE PROCESS DEPRIVED Brooklyn theater
as the legal swamp settles.
PROCEDURAL DUE PROCESS DEPRIVED Brooklyn theater
as the legal swamp settles.
Once the court addresses a decision on no notice (DONN) to Brooklyn Lyceum Attorney:
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a decision which must be overturned as
Plaintiff attorney filed proofs of Brooklyn Lyceum attorney informal appearance to keep case from being declared abandoned
some three years after swearing no appearance by Brooklyn Lyceum
to obtain a decision.
...
the Brookyn Lyceum will be back & needs to hit the swamp running.To that end ... --we are plotting programming now
so that we can implement that programming when we get rolling, whether at the actual Brooklyn Lyceum or an interim one.
--YOU CAN ... participate in programming the Lyceum
by scoring curatorial votes by brain, body or past effort.
Earn the votes at jafomaru.com
Use the votes here at gowanagus.com.
Simple things to do to help the Lyceum due process cause:
All roads lead to impermissable Decision On No Notice (DONN)
All roads lead to impermissable Decision On No Notice (DONN)
-
--A) READ STATUTE--requiring service of all papers on attorneys.
- -- common law v. statute,
--common law (informal) appearance v. statutory appearance
--C) READ CASELAW--
- --showing failure to serve attorney never invokes power of the court, vests no rights and has no deadline (statute of limitations) to vacate the decision
- --showing informal appearance valid as appearance.
- --showing extension of time to answer and service of answer are informal appearances
--B) READ SHORT TREATISES--
-
--D) READ DOCKET--
- --Note that a Plaintiff attorney affirmation swearing no appearance by any Defendant dated ... is attached to a notice of motion dated ... and entered ....
- --Note motion decision premised on that affirmation.
- --Note date of same attorney affirmation three years later swearing otherwise ... that Plaintiff attorney granted Defendant attorney two extensions of time, multiple oral extensions of time and that Plaintiff rejected Defendant answer back to Defendant Lyceum's attorney.
- --Note dates of extensions and service and rejection of answer are prior to date of previous sworn statement of no appearance in support of earlier motion.
- --Note same judge premising decision on extensions of time to Defendant Lyceum's attorney.
- --Note proofs of service of 1st motion are not on Defendant Lyceum's attorney
-
--E) ACT--
- --Notarize/Send Affidavit
- --Submit caselaw from any jurisdiction (for or against our position)
- --Appear live or zoomlike at a hearing
- --Appear at event
-
--F) VOTE ON--
- --Events Lyceum or proxy Lyceum .
- --Assisting Other procedural due process cases.
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Out Of Brooklyn Lyceum Events
-- As we seek to provide programming
for when the Brooklyn Lyceum (or any interim proxy) returns,
we need to see a LOT
of music, theatre, dance, comedy, etc.
-- To that end, we are accepting invitations
to see such work
to investigate if that work (or that group)
would be a good fit for the Lyceum (or any interim proxy).
-- In addition, we are also open to invitations
to see work for an actual written review
(whether or not there is any intent to present at the Lyceum).
We will post the review online, send it to email and social media, where appropriate.
Apply HERE.
-- If that interests you or your group, pursue that at OOBLE.ORG
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-- 15 years of a Brooklyn theatre/coffee shop/cafe --
a blackout and the aftermath of Hurricane Sandy
taught us that there is another, better, more ecological,
way to get the most out of your espresso.
-- When the espresso sediment settles,
the new boss may well be different than the old boss.
--Till then we are pulling espresso shots the SwaSlu way, on the muddy road again!
--We make it a point not to be a roaster and will be highlighting a cornucopia of espresso roasts at some home bases, some events, some markets and some fairs.
--Interested in better americanos/lattes than you could ever do at home?
Take a dip into our SWAmp of espresso SLUrry - SWASLU.com
SWASLU
... Inexorable Espresso Evolution ...
There ... WILL ... BE ...
BETTER ... ESPRESSO ...
BETTER ... ESPRESSO ...
more flavor, less labor.
from our espresso cellar!
-- 15 years of a Brooklyn theatre/coffee shop/cafe --
a blackout and the aftermath of Hurricane Sandy
taught us that there is another, better, more ecological,
way to get the most out of your espresso.
-- When the espresso sediment settles,
the new boss may well be different than the old boss.
--Till then we are pulling espresso shots the SwaSlu way, on the muddy road again!
--We make it a point not to be a roaster and will be highlighting a cornucopia of espresso roasts at some home bases, some events, some markets and some fairs.
--Interested in better americanos/lattes than you could ever do at home?
Take a dip into our SWAmp of espresso SLUrry - SWASLU.com
